hey there hi there ho there

well I don't know why I am typing a post. I am obviously home for good this time, and all you bitches that pay attention to my posts have noticed this. Sadly, with all the confusion and excitement going on in my life, I will probably not be posting much of anything anymore. Probably onl when I'm drunk..........like I am right nopw. Peace all!

Random Gear Grinding

Anybody read a comment I recieved form a certain Mike Morley in a previous post? Bologna grinds his gears! That is just funny shit! Meatless sandwhich corners....hehehehehe

I'll be home for Christmas

What's up everyone? Finally things in my life have steadily fallen into place, and changes are being made. I am FINALLY moving back to Illinois for good!

I have decided since my mom is a complete bitch, I will be living with the Langes (kinda funny cause I will be living next door to my mom.....anybody wanna egg her house with me one night in a drunken rage?) She is going to feel like a complete idiot with the whole street knowing I don't live with her, but rather with the neighbors. Dumbass!

On top of that, I also learned I have been accepted to NIU for the spring semester, so I'm taking classes as a part time student probably two days a week (shitty ass commute). Next step in the process after getting drunk as much as possible would be for me to find a job. Who's hiring? Somebody hook me up with a good job!

Last final is on the 15th, so I am hopefully going to leave that day, depending on weather, my car, if I'm packed, etc..... so I should definitely be in town on Saturday.

Now things shall get outta control cause I am not going to sit around every night anymore. We need to destroy brain cells on a daily basis everyone! This is the best thing for our growing minds to insure a successful development into the prime of our drinking days.

See you all soon! Peace!

It's official

Well my previous post will now officially be labeled my longest post yet. The sad part is, the post talks about absolutely nothing that could help us become better people.

Life is boring......so you get a story!

Well it is a Friday night, and I am sitting here on my computer wondering what to do. The sad part is I have realized that thinking about what to do is pointless because there literally is nothing to do. Solitaire doesnt cut it anymore, and I am too broke to go out and buy a new CD to listen to. So I am going to tell a couple stories. Actually, I will probably only get to one story, then get bored, then try to find some food to eat.

I actually do not have any stories off hand, so I'm gonna get philosophical on your asses. Let's talk about.............oh, outer space........shall we? Did you ever wonder if space ends? If it does, would we even know it was the end? Cause if we realized we reached the end of space, there would have to be something beyond that, or else the entire idea of matter would not exist because there would be no environment for it to live in........it would simply be the end. Would there be absolutely nothing beyond the borders of space? Think about it real hard. If we reached the "end" of space, we would throw a huge party, obviously, but after the party, we would become curious again and wonder what is beyond the "end". But there would be nothing. I think the end can't even be defined. If we so clearly were able to define a point in space that would be labeled "the end", we would not have any definition or idea of the existance of something beyond that. Therefore, we can't logically say space ends, and frankly I believe it does not end, nor go on foerever. It is simply space..........a never-ending nothingness used to produce and house species such as myself who sit around and waste their lives away wondering what the end of space would be like if it even existed.

On top of that.......have you ever thought about time travel? I'm sure a lot of you have heard the saying "know how we know time travel was never invented? Because nobody has ever come back." Now think about that for a second. If we were to invent time travel during some point of time, there is no doubt that it would be physically possible for someone to come back in time and document the event. Since it has never happened, it goes to show that the entire future, until the end of time, will happen without time travel. It's a shitty thing to think about, but for those of you who thought you were going to invent time travel, sorry. We would have already known by now cause I'm sure you would have made your way back in time from the future just to brag to all of us about what you have accomplished.

Speaking about the end of time.......WOW!!!!!!! What an idea!!!!!!!! Could you imagine everything ending? It would be a pretty fucking big deal. I have often wondered if ABC news would be on the scene for the end of the world. After all, they are always there in the movies (War of the worlds, Day after tomorrow, Aramgeddon etc...) Or would all sources odf communication be completely wiped out, and people would have no idea what is going on, except knowing something is not normal and they are screwed (such s the events that happened in the movie Signs) I just personally think the end of the world would be trippy as hell. I know I would not be at home watching T.V......... Jagerbombs, sex, nuggets, public nudity, lots of food, and Bob Marley's song titled "Three Little Birds" would be blasting on the boom box I would carry with me everywhere I go. This is just an idea though......I would probably actually be sleeping or doing something stupid like that instead of being honorable and taking on an astroid first hand with my dad's Craftsman cordless hand drill and a bunch of Black cat fire crackers.

But no......honestly, if the world was definitely going to end, I would be with my girlfrind, family, and friends, cause you guys are the only people who are laughing at all this bullshit I have been rambling about, and I love you all for that.

Peace!

Shitty! Shityy shitty shitty!!!!!!!!

I have now stumbled upon a rather disappointing piece of info from Clearwater. Apparently the Blotto show is a 21 and older show. Now normally that would not really be a problem considering we have our ways of getting around those types of age restrictions........but last time me and John tried to find a way around an age requirement.........some big black dude completely denied us, and told us next time we would get arrested. So this could be a crappy turn of events. I guess we will see what happens. :-(

Happy Thanksgiving

So I was in town last weekend, and driving through West Dundee, past my favorite theater, I noticed a rather stunning event listed on the bright sign. It seems as though The Big Wu and Mr. Blotto are playing a show on Wednesday, November 23. That's right bitches......the night before Thanksgiving! Show starts at 9:00 P.m. and it'sonly 10 bucks! All should come and enjoy the wonder of that which is Blotto! On another note.....considering I have been rambling on about a show in Dundee when I live in Pennsylvania.......I am coming out for the week........again. I'll be back the 19th thru the 26th. Staying with Katherine, so you all know where to find me........see ya then. Peace!


http://www.clearwatertheater.com

Sweet Home Chicago!

What's up everybody? I haven't posted anything in a bit. I have been pretty busy doing absolutely nothing.......... But for those of you who don't know, I will be coming home tomorrow. Yes that's right, tomorrow. Staying at Katherine's house, but anyone who is going to be in town, give me a call sometime, and I'll see what can happen. Real fuckin stoked to come back. BTW.......If we can't meet up this weekend, I will also be coming home shortly after this weekend. Like 2 weeks after to be exact.......November 19-25 for Thanksgiving. I know everyone will be home then, so we MUST have a shindig to celebrate Thanksgiving.......I am thankful for Bud Lite, and Jager, and other various alcoholic beverages. So I'll definitely see you all then. Peace!!!!!

Random Complaints of a Frustrated Individual

Today is Tuesday, and it's cold outside. Why is it so cold outside? And why is it still raining? I haven't posted in a little while, so I figured I would rambel about all the things that are pissing me off at this point in time. Let's start with the rain............it has been raining for like 2 weeks straight out here.....no joke. I feel like I am living in the rainforest minus the cool looking colorful animals plus a whole bunch of hillibilles and weird smells. Now let's skip ahead to school. It is halfway through the semester and I still have not payed for this semester's tuition. Trying to get loans and shit, but somebody must not like me or something cause I am having a lot of trouble with them. On the plus side, I have finished my application to Northern Illinois and am expecting a reply from them within 4 weeks. The funny part is nobody in my family (basically my parents.....dad, step-mom, mom, etc...) do not even know of my intentions of moving back to Illinois in the spring. Wonder when I am going to tell them and if I am going to have to fight somebody. Next on the list would have to be money. I don't have any. So there you have it. My pissed off post!

It's a sad day

Today I made the fatal mistake of putting a Phish CD in my pocket and laying on it. That is a big fuckin crack in case you can't tell. Split right in half. It would not be that big of a deal.........but it is Phish, it was recorded on Halloween in 1995, in Chicago, and included a wonderful set list including A day in the Life, Suzy Greenberg (with Giant country horns), Jesus Just left Chicago, a My Generation acoustic encore, and the most wonderful 40 minute long You Enjoy Myself, which shows the utter genious of Trey Anastasio. Sadly, nobody really appreciates the utter tradegy involved in this situation except for my close friend Kane..........I recommend you take a listen to this You Enjoy Myself Kane..........do whatever it is you do to get a hold of this track. It will make your day. Now lets all bow our heads and have a moment of silence...............................

It's different from our sex

I was over at my buddy Josh's house the other night, and we decided to watch XXX State of the Union......it's a movie for those of you don't know. The main character in this one is Ice Cube (the black dude from Friday, etc...) The movie is rediculiously out of control. It seemed like everything blew up, and the cars were all out of control. The end of the movie came, and the infamous kissing scene with the hero and his "love" occured...........it was between two black people.......the conversation goes.

me: Oh no, here it is. The kissing scene.
Other Josh: Oh no, it's between two black people!
Mark: What if they have sex too?
me: Then they have sex....so?
Mark: Well I might get scared......it's black people
Me: Why would you be scared from black people sex?
Mark: You see, black people sex is different than our sex........it's scary.
me: Yeah it is......hahahahaha!

Oh, and we killed a wolf spider crawling around on the floor. I'm pretty sure it did a backflip at one point in time to evade our flying shoes. Godd stuff!

Don't think you're better than me Kane!

All I have to say is Fuck you Kane and John!!!!!!!!! I want detailed descriptions of every show including set lists, how many beers were drunk, how good the drugs were, if you happened to bump into lighter boy (send him my regards), and how long it took you to realize you were in VEGAS ATTNEDING THE GREATEST SHOW EVER MADE BY ANY MAN (Except of course the original Woodstock). I will be attending a show at Penn State on december 6th. Some band named Dave Matthews....don't know if anyone has ever heard of them. Apparently they are pretty good. As a matter of fact, I saw them once before, and yes....they were fuckin awesome. So I don't care about your stupid trip to Vegas.......I hope the lights will be too much for you and you will never be able to take off your sunglasses......you sons of bitches. Just remember.....don't be a fool timmy.....stay in school......write that down!

Computers are too smart

I just looked at my own profile cause I didn't know what I typed a while back, and it apperas that the computer automagically knows my sign and zodiak year and stuff. That kinda freaks me out in a way. What if they start making things for computer accounts and shit, and they study who you are based off your "profile", which in turn can become the reason CIA agents show up at your house and accuse you of something your computer only knows about. As a matter of fact, your computer would be so smart, it would know more about you; such as who you would be in the future, before the time even comes in reality for you to realize yourself who you are, or would be yourself. You would only have to type your birthday, and the computer would be able to track you down and tell your past present and future to anybody in the entire world who is interested. It may even reveal the answer to the question we are all always asking ourselves........."why the hell is my computer so slow today?" It's not slow folks.......its communicating.........with somone, or something, and you don't even know it. But it just takes it's time knowing you will sit there and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and bam!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Files Done"..................and you're done for, but you are now able to view some stupid video that your friend sent you involving his vacation to Africa. You can now bask in the glory of your friend getting his head torn off by a lion, but watch your back, cause that sweet sweet smelling grass you smoked yesterday, is now posted by your computer on your profile and the people you think have no idea, probably know more than you even know yourself........all thanks to way too intelligent computers.

It's the end of the world as we know it......and I feel fine

Hhahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I was just listening to the news, and some stupid bitch said one of the funniest/oddest/most obvious things I have ever heard for her intro to her column. "Mother nature seems to be in a bad mood lately, causing massive destruction to the world, on a global scale" Well duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Wouldn't destruction to the WORLD automatically be on a GLOBAL scale? I personally have been keeping up with all this destruction, and seriously, this is messed up. Somebody is pissed off at us for some reason, and they are just picking on us. I just got about 5 inches of rain here in PA the other day. That was more rain we got in one day, then we got over the last like 4 months. Even the Jet streams are starting to get pissed off at Bush!!!!!!! I say start building shelters everyone......I'm just gonna go chill on some island and wait for the ice caps to melt and watch the water swallow me.......anybody care to join me? Peace!

R.I.P.

Sorry everyone. I was forced to delete kremerspics.....no, I really wasnt forced, but I figured I post more on this blog, so all pics crucial to viewing will be posted on kremerscorner. Stay tuned for more fun filled stuff. And now I also allow comments on my new and improved, sexy as hell, cool colored blog.......so take advantage of criticizing my weird ass posts. Keep livin!

Gigitty!!!!!!

Oh yeah.....this is the one. I like this blog. Look at all the sexy colors. It just screams lick the screen and hug your monitor......you know you want to! It's just too damn sexy!

slick new look

Yes that's right. I got really bored today, and started clicking on things and got out of control. Hope you all enjoy the new scenery.......I kinda don't like it, and chances are I am going to change it again, but still....enjoy it while it's there.

Genious makes Dramatic Marching Band Movie

Who here has seen the movie Drumline? I never thought it was possible for somone to make a movie that has a focus on marching bands. On top of that, it was an all black marching band...I think there was only one white boy. He played a bass drum. But anyway...I sat down last night to watch this so-called movie, and found myself wondering if it was going to make me a better person. You see, I was in marching band myself for about two years. Only played in about 3 games total throughout the two years. If I went to Atlanta A&T, I would have had my head shaved and about a million pushups to do. But since I went to Dundee Crown, I laughed at my drum majors, randomly play out-of-key notes during a song so everyone would wonder what the hell just happened, and slept in the bleachers during the three games I ever attended while still recieving an A+ in band every time, with honors credit........but enough about my scams to skip marching. This movie was rather dramatic. A bit of a love story between a snare drum player and one of the dancers, and a drama between the lead snare drum dude and the new, and better, freshman snare drum dude. It seemed to cause a rather dramatic and intense plot line, which before I thought was physically impossible to do with anything to do with marching band. The whole thing kinda reminded me of the movie "Major Payne". Bunch of new kids go to a school and are forced to be treated like shit by a new, highly respected, black professor and drum majors. When they dont follow the rules, they have to shave their head, they are forced to run/do pushups/ wake up at 4:30 am/and live with follow band mates. But the whole idea was "one band, one sound", which was their moto. You see......much like Major Payne, this particular band was competing for bragging rights against a rival school in a marching band competition.......that's right......they actually have those competitions, and people sadly attend them. Well they have to go throughout the whole year gaining respect from eachother to become this "one band" so they could compete in this competition. The end of the movie (sorry to spoil it for those of you that haven't seen it) is a scene where the two bands ended up "tying" for first place and their drumlines were going to have a face-off at the fifty yard line. Hold on to your seats folks.....it doesn't get anymore intense than this!!!!!!!!!! Obviously the good guys won, but the sad part is, the other band played such cooler beats, and obviously should have won. But damn!!!!!!!!! The competition was just too intense for me!!!!!!!!!! I somewhat feel like a loser for saying this, but if you want to watch a movie that is out of the ordinary and leaves you sitting there at the end of the movie, in complete silence, wondering what you are going to do with your life and what you just went through, I highly recommend this movie.......or Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas........either or. You decide!

Happy Birthday to me!

Well this past weekend wrapped up my 20th B-day! Thanks to everyone who was there. You got me too...I was surprised...bastards! If anybody wants a copy of this pic, let me know...it is after all a sexy group pic. Except for the fact it looks like Kane is just holding on to his nuts..........what the Fuck Kane?!?!?!?!?! And Tex..........well.........Tex. Yeah.................Peace!

2 days left!

Today is Tuesday, nd I am finally flying out to Chi-town on Thursday morning. This may very well be the best birthday ever for me. It already is and I haven't even gotten out there yet. Pretty stoked to see all o you who are gonna pay me a visit. Get drunk...enjoy yourselves...don't bug me when I am paying all my attention to Katherine (you should all understand), and lets have a good time. See ya soon! Peace all!