Kremer's Corner

hey there hi there ho there

2005-12-23T02:50:00.000-06:00

well I don't know why I am typing a post. I am obviously home for good this time, and all you bitches that pay attention to my posts have noticed this. Sadly, with all the confusion and excitement going on in my life, I will probably not be posting much of anything anymore. Probably onl when I'm drunk..........like I am right nopw. Peace all!

Random Gear Grinding

2005-12-08T11:10:00.000-06:00

Anybody read a comment I recieved form a certain Mike Morley in a previous post? Bologna grinds his gears! That is just funny shit! Meatless sandwhich corners....hehehehehe

I'll be home for Christmas

2005-12-08T11:03:00.000-06:00

What's up everyone? Finally things in my life have steadily fallen into place, and changes are being made. I am FINALLY moving back to Illinois for good!

I have decided since my mom is a complete bitch, I will be living with the Langes (kinda funny cause I will be living next door to my mom.....anybody wanna egg her house with me one night in a drunken rage?) She is going to feel like a complete idiot with the whole street knowing I don't live with her, but rather with the neighbors. Dumbass!

On top of that, I also learned I have been accepted to NIU for the spring semester, so I'm taking classes as a part time student probably two days a week (shitty ass commute). Next step in the process after getting drunk as much as possible would be for me to find a job. Who's hiring? Somebody hook me up with a good job!

Last final is on the 15th, so I am hopefully going to leave that day, depending on weather, my car, if I'm packed, etc..... so I should definitely be in town on Saturday.

Now things shall get outta control cause I am not going to sit around every night anymore. We need to destroy brain cells on a daily basis everyone! This is the best thing for our growing minds to insure a successful development into the prime of our drinking days.

See you all soon! Peace!

It's official

2005-11-11T20:26:00.000-06:00

Well my previous post will now officially be labeled my longest post yet. The sad part is, the post talks about absolutely nothing that could help us become better people.

Life is boring......so you get a story!

2005-11-11T19:56:00.000-06:00

Well it is a Friday night, and I am sitting here on my computer wondering what to do. The sad part is I have realized that thinking about what to do is pointless because there literally is nothing to do. Solitaire doesnt cut it anymore, and I am too broke to go out and buy a new CD to listen to. So I am going to tell a couple stories. Actually, I will probably only get to one story, then get bored, then try to find some food to eat.

I actually do not have any stories off hand, so I'm gonna get philosophical on your asses. Let's talk about.............oh, outer space........shall we? Did you ever wonder if space ends? If it does, would we even know it was the end? Cause if we realized we reached the end of space, there would have to be something beyond that, or else the entire idea of matter would not exist because there would be no environment for it to live in........it would simply be the end. Would there be absolutely nothing beyond the borders of space? Think about it real hard. If we reached the "end" of space, we would throw a huge party, obviously, but after the party, we would become curious again and wonder what is beyond the "end". But there would be nothing. I think the end can't even be defined. If we so clearly were able to define a point in space that would be labeled "the end", we would not have any definition or idea of the existance of something beyond that. Therefore, we can't logically say space ends, and frankly I believe it does not end, nor go on foerever. It is simply space..........a never-ending nothingness used to produce and house species such as myself who sit around and waste their lives away wondering what the end of space would be like if it even existed.

On top of that.......have you ever thought about time travel? I'm sure a lot of you have heard the saying "know how we know time travel was never invented? Because nobody has ever come back." Now think about that for a second. If we were to invent time travel during some point of time, there is no doubt that it would be physically possible for someone to come back in time and document the event. Since it has never happened, it goes to show that the entire future, until the end of time, will happen without time travel. It's a shitty thing to think about, but for those of you who thought you were going to invent time travel, sorry. We would have already known by now cause I'm sure you would have made your way back in time from the future just to brag to all of us about what you have accomplished.

Speaking about the end of time.......WOW!!!!!!! What an idea!!!!!!!! Could you imagine everything ending? It would be a pretty fucking big deal. I have often wondered if ABC news would be on the scene for the end of the world. After all, they are always there in the movies (War of the worlds, Day after tomorrow, Aramgeddon etc...) Or would all sources odf communication be completely wiped out, and people would have no idea what is going on, except knowing something is not normal and they are screwed (such s the events that happened in the movie Signs) I just personally think the end of the world would be trippy as hell. I know I would not be at home watching T.V......... Jagerbombs, sex, nuggets, public nudity, lots of food, and Bob Marley's song titled "Three Little Birds" would be blasting on the boom box I would carry with me everywhere I go. This is just an idea though......I would probably actually be sleeping or doing something stupid like that instead of being honorable and taking on an astroid first hand with my dad's Craftsman cordless hand drill and a bunch of Black cat fire crackers.

But no......honestly, if the world was definitely going to end, I would be with my girlfrind, family, and friends, cause you guys are the only people who are laughing at all this bullshit I have been rambling about, and I love you all for that.

Peace!

Shitty! Shityy shitty shitty!!!!!!!!

2005-11-10T13:48:00.000-06:00

I have now stumbled upon a rather disappointing piece of info from Clearwater. Apparently the Blotto show is a 21 and older show. Now normally that would not really be a problem considering we have our ways of getting around those types of age restrictions........but last time me and John tried to find a way around an age requirement.........some big black dude completely denied us, and told us next time we would get arrested. So this could be a crappy turn of events. I guess we will see what happens. :-(

Happy Thanksgiving

2005-11-10T13:42:00.000-06:00

So I was in town last weekend, and driving through West Dundee, past my favorite theater, I noticed a rather stunning event listed on the bright sign. It seems as though The Big Wu and Mr. Blotto are playing a show on Wednesday, November 23. That's right bitches......the night before Thanksgiving! Show starts at 9:00 P.m. and it'sonly 10 bucks! All should come and enjoy the wonder of that which is Blotto! On another note.....considering I have been rambling on about a show in Dundee when I live in Pennsylvania.......I am coming out for the week........again. I'll be back the 19th thru the 26th. Staying with Katherine, so you all know where to find me........see ya then. Peace!

http://www.clearwatertheater.com

Sweet Home Chicago!

2005-11-02T19:23:00.000-06:00

What's up everybody? I haven't posted anything in a bit. I have been pretty busy doing absolutely nothing.......... But for those of you who don't know, I will be coming home tomorrow. Yes that's right, tomorrow. Staying at Katherine's house, but anyone who is going to be in town, give me a call sometime, and I'll see what can happen. Real fuckin stoked to come back. BTW.......If we can't meet up this weekend, I will also be coming home shortly after this weekend. Like 2 weeks after to be exact.......November 19-25 for Thanksgiving. I know everyone will be home then, so we MUST have a shindig to celebrate Thanksgiving.......I am thankful for Bud Lite, and Jager, and other various alcoholic beverages. So I'll definitely see you all then. Peace!!!!!

Random Complaints of a Frustrated Individual

2005-10-25T14:25:00.000-05:00

Today is Tuesday, and it's cold outside. Why is it so cold outside? And why is it still raining? I haven't posted in a little while, so I figured I would rambel about all the things that are pissing me off at this point in time. Let's start with the rain............it has been raining for like 2 weeks straight out here.....no joke. I feel like I am living in the rainforest minus the cool looking colorful animals plus a whole bunch of hillibilles and weird smells. Now let's skip ahead to school. It is halfway through the semester and I still have not payed for this semester's tuition. Trying to get loans and shit, but somebody must not like me or something cause I am having a lot of trouble with them. On the plus side, I have finished my application to Northern Illinois and am expecting a reply from them within 4 weeks. The funny part is nobody in my family (basically my parents.....dad, step-mom, mom, etc...) do not even know of my intentions of moving back to Illinois in the spring. Wonder when I am going to tell them and if I am going to have to fight somebody. Next on the list would have to be money. I don't have any. So there you have it. My pissed off post!

It's a sad day

2005-10-18T12:10:00.000-05:00

Today I made the fatal mistake of putting a Phish CD in my pocket and laying on it. That is a big fuckin crack in case you can't tell. Split right in half. It would not be that big of a deal.........but it is Phish, it was recorded on Halloween in 1995, in Chicago, and included a wonderful set list including A day in the Life, Suzy Greenberg (with Giant country horns), Jesus Just left Chicago, a My Generation acoustic encore, and the most wonderful 40 minute long You Enjoy Myself, which shows the utter genious of Trey Anastasio. Sadly, nobody really appreciates the utter tradegy involved in this situation except for my close friend Kane..........I recommend you take a listen to this You Enjoy Myself Kane..........do whatever it is you do to get a hold of this track. It will make your day. Now lets all bow our heads and have a moment of silence...............................

It's different from our sex

2005-10-14T12:15:00.000-05:00

I was over at my buddy Josh's house the other night, and we decided to watch XXX State of the Union......it's a movie for those of you don't know. The main character in this one is Ice Cube (the black dude from Friday, etc...) The movie is rediculiously out of control. It seemed like everything blew up, and the cars were all out of control. The end of the movie came, and the infamous kissing scene with the hero and his "love" occured...........it was between two black people.......the conversation goes.

me: Oh no, here it is. The kissing scene.
Other Josh: Oh no, it's between two black people!
Mark: What if they have sex too?
me: Then they have sex....so?
Mark: Well I might get scared......it's black people
Me: Why would you be scared from black people sex?
Mark: You see, black people sex is different than our sex........it's scary.
me: Yeah it is......hahahahaha!

Oh, and we killed a wolf spider crawling around on the floor. I'm pretty sure it did a backflip at one point in time to evade our flying shoes. Godd stuff!

Don't think you're better than me Kane!

2005-10-13T14:41:00.000-05:00

All I have to say is Fuck you Kane and John!!!!!!!!! I want detailed descriptions of every show including set lists, how many beers were drunk, how good the drugs were, if you happened to bump into lighter boy (send him my regards), and how long it took you to realize you were in VEGAS ATTNEDING THE GREATEST SHOW EVER MADE BY ANY MAN (Except of course the original Woodstock). I will be attending a show at Penn State on december 6th. Some band named Dave Matthews....don't know if anyone has ever heard of them. Apparently they are pretty good. As a matter of fact, I saw them once before, and yes....they were fuckin awesome. So I don't care about your stupid trip to Vegas.......I hope the lights will be too much for you and you will never be able to take off your sunglasses......you sons of bitches. Just remember.....don't be a fool timmy.....stay in school......write that down!

Computers are too smart

2005-10-10T21:45:00.000-05:00

I just looked at my own profile cause I didn't know what I typed a while back, and it apperas that the computer automagically knows my sign and zodiak year and stuff. That kinda freaks me out in a way. What if they start making things for computer accounts and shit, and they study who you are based off your "profile", which in turn can become the reason CIA agents show up at your house and accuse you of something your computer only knows about. As a matter of fact, your computer would be so smart, it would know more about you; such as who you would be in the future, before the time even comes in reality for you to realize yourself who you are, or would be yourself. You would only have to type your birthday, and the computer would be able to track you down and tell your past present and future to anybody in the entire world who is interested. It may even reveal the answer to the question we are all always asking ourselves........."why the hell is my computer so slow today?" It's not slow folks.......its communicating.........with somone, or something, and you don't even know it. But it just takes it's time knowing you will sit there and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and bam!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Files Done"..................and you're done for, but you are now able to view some stupid video that your friend sent you involving his vacation to Africa. You can now bask in the glory of your friend getting his head torn off by a lion, but watch your back, cause that sweet sweet smelling grass you smoked yesterday, is now posted by your computer on your profile and the people you think have no idea, probably know more than you even know yourself........all thanks to way too intelligent computers.

It's the end of the world as we know it......and I feel fine

2005-10-10T17:37:00.000-05:00

Hhahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I was just listening to the news, and some stupid bitch said one of the funniest/oddest/most obvious things I have ever heard for her intro to her column. "Mother nature seems to be in a bad mood lately, causing massive destruction to the world, on a global scale" Well duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Wouldn't destruction to the WORLD automatically be on a GLOBAL scale? I personally have been keeping up with all this destruction, and seriously, this is messed up. Somebody is pissed off at us for some reason, and they are just picking on us. I just got about 5 inches of rain here in PA the other day. That was more rain we got in one day, then we got over the last like 4 months. Even the Jet streams are starting to get pissed off at Bush!!!!!!! I say start building shelters everyone......I'm just gonna go chill on some island and wait for the ice caps to melt and watch the water swallow me.......anybody care to join me? Peace!

R.I.P.

2005-10-07T14:29:00.000-05:00

Sorry everyone. I was forced to delete kremerspics.....no, I really wasnt forced, but I figured I post more on this blog, so all pics crucial to viewing will be posted on kremerscorner. Stay tuned for more fun filled stuff. And now I also allow comments on my new and improved, sexy as hell, cool colored blog.......so take advantage of criticizing my weird ass posts. Keep livin!

Gigitty!!!!!!

2005-10-06T18:39:00.000-05:00

Oh yeah.....this is the one. I like this blog. Look at all the sexy colors. It just screams lick the screen and hug your monitor......you know you want to! It's just too damn sexy!

slick new look

2005-10-06T18:34:00.000-05:00

Yes that's right. I got really bored today, and started clicking on things and got out of control. Hope you all enjoy the new scenery.......I kinda don't like it, and chances are I am going to change it again, but still....enjoy it while it's there.

Genious makes Dramatic Marching Band Movie

2005-10-06T17:44:00.000-05:00

Who here has seen the movie Drumline? I never thought it was possible for somone to make a movie that has a focus on marching bands. On top of that, it was an all black marching band...I think there was only one white boy. He played a bass drum. But anyway...I sat down last night to watch this so-called movie, and found myself wondering if it was going to make me a better person. You see, I was in marching band myself for about two years. Only played in about 3 games total throughout the two years. If I went to Atlanta A&T, I would have had my head shaved and about a million pushups to do. But since I went to Dundee Crown, I laughed at my drum majors, randomly play out-of-key notes during a song so everyone would wonder what the hell just happened, and slept in the bleachers during the three games I ever attended while still recieving an A+ in band every time, with honors credit........but enough about my scams to skip marching. This movie was rather dramatic. A bit of a love story between a snare drum player and one of the dancers, and a drama between the lead snare drum dude and the new, and better, freshman snare drum dude. It seemed to cause a rather dramatic and intense plot line, which before I thought was physically impossible to do with anything to do with marching band. The whole thing kinda reminded me of the movie "Major Payne". Bunch of new kids go to a school and are forced to be treated like shit by a new, highly respected, black professor and drum majors. When they dont follow the rules, they have to shave their head, they are forced to run/do pushups/ wake up at 4:30 am/and live with follow band mates. But the whole idea was "one band, one sound", which was their moto. You see......much like Major Payne, this particular band was competing for bragging rights against a rival school in a marching band competition.......that's right......they actually have those competitions, and people sadly attend them. Well they have to go throughout the whole year gaining respect from eachother to become this "one band" so they could compete in this competition. The end of the movie (sorry to spoil it for those of you that haven't seen it) is a scene where the two bands ended up "tying" for first place and their drumlines were going to have a face-off at the fifty yard line. Hold on to your seats folks.....it doesn't get anymore intense than this!!!!!!!!!! Obviously the good guys won, but the sad part is, the other band played such cooler beats, and obviously should have won. But damn!!!!!!!!! The competition was just too intense for me!!!!!!!!!! I somewhat feel like a loser for saying this, but if you want to watch a movie that is out of the ordinary and leaves you sitting there at the end of the movie, in complete silence, wondering what you are going to do with your life and what you just went through, I highly recommend this movie.......or Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas........either or. You decide!

Happy Birthday to me!

2005-10-04T20:00:00.000-05:00

Well this past weekend wrapped up my 20th B-day! Thanks to everyone who was there. You got me too...I was surprised...bastards! If anybody wants a copy of this pic, let me know...it is after all a sexy group pic. Except for the fact it looks like Kane is just holding on to his nuts..........what the Fuck Kane?!?!?!?!?! And Tex..........well.........Tex. Yeah.................Peace!

2 days left!

2005-09-27T15:14:00.000-05:00

Today is Tuesday, nd I am finally flying out to Chi-town on Thursday morning. This may very well be the best birthday ever for me. It already is and I haven't even gotten out there yet. Pretty stoked to see all o you who are gonna pay me a visit. Get drunk...enjoy yourselves...don't bug me when I am paying all my attention to Katherine (you should all understand), and lets have a good time. See ya soon! Peace all!

Updates

2005-09-27T15:10:00.000-05:00

Whats up everyone! Just to let you all know...I quite that stupid ass band after the first "meeting". Let's start off by saying the first thing we did was have a meeting first of all. I never even heard any of the other people play an instrunment, and we sat there in tis kids basement for literally 2 hours while he discussed recording, radio spots, shows, managment, ATTENDANCE POLICIES!!!!!!! Seriously...this band was more driven to success rather than getting dwn to the bascis of playing music to just enjoy it. The end of the meeting was basically a fifteen minute "jam" session where everyone listened to me play guitar cause nobody knew any music. Sad to say...that band is off too quick on the wrong road. It's a shame. Oh yeah.....and half of them weren't even old enough to drive...figured that might be a sign I had to get the hell outta there.

I'm now a soul man...I guess so

2005-09-22T14:34:00.000-05:00

So check it out bitches...I recently "auditioned" for a local Blues Brothers type cover band to play lead guitar. Obviously I got the part before I eve left the house cause lets face it.....I'm the shit. Yeah right. The worst part is, this dude starting the band is really serious, and I'm not. I just want some people to jam with on a rainy day. I could be beneficial for a short timethough cause I guess our "manager" has shows lined up for us with $3000-6000 profit. Split that up between 8-9 people.......you do the math. The sad part is, I am going to have to break the news to them eventually cause I am moving back home. He wants to get things really into gear somewhere during December......sucks to be him! Im kickin it into gear and getting the hell outta here in December. Sorry bitches. You just got punked!

I was in a traveling band

2005-09-16T13:29:00.000-05:00

So there's this dude in my class right.....I sat next to him in Econ last semester, and I happened to be in the same class as him this year. We were talking about music cause he had a rock and roll hall of fame member T-shirt on. He asked me what I was majoring in, yada yada yada......and the conversation continued as follows......

me: So what type of music did your band play?
Man: Blues, rock...you know?
me: Why did you stop?
Man: I got a wife
me: How old are you?
Man: 25, and I feel somewhat pathetic cause I just finished math 21.
(that's one of the easiest math classes offered btw...)
me: Did you go to school while you were in the band?
Man: Yeah, but I partied too much..........Maybe that's why I'm here now......kinda funny.
me: So what got you into music?
Man: Drugs
me: chuckle chuckle chuckle.....yeah!
Man: Yeah, but I stopped playin and traveling so I could straighten out my life and go back to school, so I took about 2 years off of everything.
me: Really? What did you decide to do then?
Man: Drugs
me: Chuckle chuckle chuckle.....yeah!

Awesome dude raps about random shit

2005-09-16T13:25:00.000-05:00

So I was walkin around school today, and there was this black dude. He was rapping cause I guess that's what he does..........no further comments. Anyways.......he rapped about whatever he saw around him such as people walking by, squirrels eating nuts, random hot chicks, random hot guys, etc..... Well he saw this gay couple walking along and took the opportunity to say one of the funniest things I have ever heard. "You can have sex with another man, just make sure you don't eat mexi-can." That one's for you Kano! Oh how I love rap!

urgh!

2005-09-16T13:24:00.000-05:00

I fuckin hate poison ivy.

Hippies and reality television.......they allow this stuff?

2005-09-16T13:15:00.000-05:00

So has anyone been watching MTV lately? If you have been, you are obviously well aware that there is going to be a new show that has to do with giving some random person their own reality show. I always wondered why I never had the opportunity to "audition" so to speak. I guess that's what all those weird commercials were for.....you know.....the one with the sorority girls "sing the song and I'll let you in!", or the yoga master wearing spandex. But anyway.....show starts on Tuesday after a new real world. They picked ten finalists to compete to win their own reality T.V. show. The one thing I noticed.........the Hippies! Basically, some dude lives out in the forest in some tree fort that a bunch of kids probably built roughly ten years ago, with no electricity, no water, and a bike for transportation. Well, the only thing he was able to show the camera besideshis shack was the title of his "reality" t.v. show written on a piece of paper with crayola markers......apparently its called "Into the Woods". now.......correct me if I'm wrong, but is this really reality? Come on.......I tend to take on hippy-like features myslef, but it is 2005, and I don't know a single person who literally lives in a tree house in the woods. Can you say complete stoner failures trying to make money for more gonja? I know I can! Good luck dude!

GO PATS!!!!!!!

2005-09-11T20:56:00.000-05:00

Hell yeah!!!!!! The patriots started the NFL season with a wonderful victory over the Raiders. It's glorious to me because my dad is a Raider fan and that just makes him irrelevant cause I am a patriots fan. On top of that, Penn State has won two games in a row........probably cause they played Southern Florida and Cincinatti to open the season......nothing to be proud of, but YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! GO PSU!!!!!!!!!

Oh Yeah!!!!!!! I have a blog! Sweet.........

2005-09-11T20:51:00.000-05:00

Well, I am way too sorry for not posting anything except random jibberish. No, I'm actually not sorry at all. As a matter of fact, what are you guys doing reading this crap?!?!?!?!?!?! All it is is jibbirish!!!!! Even right now, I don't have clue what my point is........I figured I would type something to make you all believe I still post stuff but it actually got the best of me and now I am just in a rage wondering why we are all wasting our lves away reading this stupid shit!!!!!!!! Peace!

so........yeah......

2005-09-03T13:44:00.000-05:00

uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........well............okay. So.........yeah......... Well this just didn't work out I guess!

I dont have a title

2005-08-31T21:56:00.000-05:00

HOLY SHIT!!!!! Whatever happened to college being fun? I seriously have basically the same people in every class this year that I had last year(plus or minus a few geeks). This semester is seriously going to be crummy. On top of that, I have a calc teacher who looks either amish, or the stunt double for Jim Carry in Dumb and Dumber. Seriously, he really does put a bowl on top of his head and just cuts around it.........I never saw such a staright line of hair around someone's entire head. I'll attempt the impssible, and take a pic for you all to see sometime. Oh yeah.....my point is, he gives homework............and collects it.........what the fuck is that??????????? I dont do homeowork!!!!!!!!!!!! I enjoy sleeping, reading, eating, and long walks on the beach.......okay, enough outta me.

Booooooooo Penn State!!!!!!!!

2005-08-26T23:06:00.000-05:00

Hi everyone. Its your favorite Josh......btw......does anyone have another friend that goes by the name of Josh? That would kinda suck.....but anyways. I made it in one piece to PA! I was so sad to leave........but dont fret quite yet everyone. Thanks to a special someone, I WILL BE HOME ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! September 29 thru October 2, expect to get pretty fucked up! I'm turning 20 bitches! So what do you do when you're 20? Anything? No? Whatever...........just be there. Not sure what is going to be goin on, but I am sure whatever it is, we wont remember it in the morning. It's only a month away on top of that......crazy shit goin on here. So until then, be sure to give my cell plenty of drunkin phone calls, but remember....I am an hour ahead for time, not that it matters, but eh...........Talk to you all real soon. Peace!!!!!!!!!!

This has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

2005-08-23T19:13:00.000-05:00

Hey everyone. Sad times have come, and school is returning. I am personally off to the dreaded mountains of Pennsylvania. Not lookin too forward to it. Had a most fantastic summer with everyone closest to me, and met some awesome new people. I honestly could not have asked for a better summer......well except that it wouldn't end. This post is kinda weird cause I feel like I am saying goodbye forever. I'll probably be right back posting more than ever when I get to my dad's, but still........this is seriously shitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really have to leave tomorrow, and drive thirteen hours by myslef, up hill, both ways, in the blinding snow, with no shoes, and a fifty pound backpack on my back. Oh sorry......startin to ramble like my grandfather! But seriously, I'll miss all of you way too much to stay gone forever, so..........until we meet again......."this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way" (it's a phish thing.....only some may understand). Peace all, and stay human!

oh yeah...

2005-08-22T17:26:00.000-05:00

sorry...check it out at........katherineshotspot.blogspot.com

Check it out everyone!

2005-08-22T17:23:00.000-05:00

Katherine has made her own blog! Horray! Check it out everyone...its entertaining. Learn some facts about cheetos.

Just Another Night in Dundee

2005-08-13T13:38:00.000-05:00

Had a great last night at Bandito Barney's last night. ONLY SPENT $23 SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!!!! I swear I spent more than that, but I'm not complaining. Hey.........go back and read the first sentence I typed.............weird......can you see it??????????? Gonna waste away another weekend it looks like. Next weekend is U of I though, so that should be fun! Then it is off to Pennsylvania :-( Can't believe school is starting in like two weeks!!!!!!!!!! What a bummer. Oh, and I have come to learn the Tom Green thing was just a sick joke that ended up confusing the hell outta me...........shame on you Kane Jamison.........shame on you! Peace all!

Where was I?

2005-08-12T02:31:00.000-05:00

So really........did Tom Green really die? Seriously?!?!?!?!?! What's the deal?

The Best and Worst Wednesday of my summer

2005-08-12T02:01:00.000-05:00

Okay...so I never thought I would wake up and go to work on Wednesday to end up getting FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh it's true...it happened. I got fired! Honestly...can't a 19-year old be a little late to work sometimes and not get destroyed by the demons of the corporate world? Apparently not. So it was quite a day to start. Got a little better though...........so I'm told. Boy did I get plastered at Kane's!!!!!!!! I think....I've been told....and small memories stick out from the night. Such as walking onto the back porch and falling over every single chair, putting little quotations on the farmers picture on kane's wall, falling down the stairs, drinking an entire bottle of Bacardi Gold by myslef only to follow it up with about 10 beers. Thank god for random matresses. I dont even remember falling asleep!!!!!!!! And I love Kane's dog. I woke up randomly in the morning cause I thought my phone was vibrating....turns out his dog took katherines place next to me and was simply snoring a lot.....that little dog vibrates when it snores!!!! To sum it all up....I dont remember much, never heard anyone leave in the morning except katherine, didn't have to work, and loved every moment of it. I'm re-evaluating what is important in life.....I'm pretty sure it is sleeping until 3:30 in the afternoon on a matress on Kane's floor. It simply works all the time! Stay human everyone.....love you all!

Teehee

2005-08-06T19:21:00.000-05:00

WOW!!!!!!! What a night...What a day for that matter. Not only did I call in sick to work cause I am just soooooooo god damn lazy, but we all met some cool bikers. So we're enjoying another night a Mr. Jamison's house...like usual...cause he basically has no parents, and his new neighbors arrive around 11 p.m. Drunk Carmen comes stumbling up to Kane's porch and yells we are being too loud and she's gonna call the cops.....Just joking...everyone chug this Jose Cuervo. YIKES!!!!!!!!!! All in all a damn entertaining night in unincorporated A-town. You can never go wrong. But now Kane is in Wisconsin for a week, so what the hell are we gonna do? I say we all just go on his back porch anyway and get drunk. Did I mention Mushrooms? Guess not....but yeah......anyways. I thought bout posting more pics...but too bad. God damn lazy...remember? Keep on truckin everyone, I'll get around to business someday. Peace all!

I'll get it done eventually!

2005-08-02T12:36:00.000-05:00

You know what everyone? I get drunk entirely too much! Well maybe not...is every single day too much? I dont think so...what else would I do? But anyways...summer is fast approaching its end, and there is just not enough time to sit here and type crap for you people to read. But since Pennsylvania is boring as hell most of the time, I'm sure I'll have nothing better to do than sit on the computer. So....eventually you will see it all. I'm talking from beginning of summer till the end....summer camp pics, kanes kegger, mary's house party with her dad, woods party, psychodelic trip nights (i didnt just say that), and from this day on...who knows. Probably some more party pics and the final weekend here when we all take a trip to U of I. Until then...keep checkin it out, perhaps I'll sit down here and there on a hot ass day and be productive. Peace...stay human!

I love Talented asians that run away from me!!!!!!

2005-07-30T14:23:00.000-05:00

Ladies and Gentlemen...that is by far the most talented asian dude that I know. Yes...the one and only Mike Kang of String Cheese Incident. Running away......sadly. ALMOST GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!!! I just bought a shirt, and he came out to the crowd to sign shit, but he had to roll, so I only got a handshake. I'll take it though!!!!! And the best part was John's camera would not work for him. What an idiot!

sorry...I'm too dumb for this stuff!

2005-07-27T18:14:00.000-05:00

Alright everyone...I have been doin some work, and I'm on the right track now. There is just one little problem....My computer is the stupidest machine ever created by any man on the face of this earth because it keeps kicking me out of shit and calling me names like homo and dork and child and nimble minded human being so it is difficult to get anything accomplished on it just as much as that was an extremely long uneventful sentence. But anyways.....I got fu*%^d up last night...again!!!!!!! Haven't had myself a jagerbomb in a long ass time, and man are they tasty. It was like fruity and sweet, and got me messed up. Poor Kane though...and his mom. We broke like two glasses, were loud as hell when his mom was trying to sleep, and a bow and arrow somehow got into the picture. But for those of you wondering...I am working on a link to post my pics. It will be exciting!!!!!!! yippy!!!!!!! hey hey!!!!!! okay im done now.

2005-07-26T16:35:00.000-05:00

Hey Everyone!!!!!!!! I have done the impossible...except not. I figured I would be kind enough to allow everyone to view my extra exciting life, and hear what I have been up to. This Blog shit better not get the best of me or I will not be a happy camper. Hope you all enjoy it though!!!!!!!!!